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lattenstramm

er war lattenstramm (he was lattenstramm)
by *pling* January 31, 2010
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Latency Whore

An individual who does everything possible to reduce other people's abilities to use the internet in order to increase their online gaming effectiveness.
Kyle: "Jared you're not allowed to watch Netflix right now, ya know why? Cause I'm playing League of Legends!"

Jared: "God Kyle, you're such a latency whore!"
by Drizzly Sunday February 18, 2011
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lateenth

An 18th birthday party which is a while after their actual birthday. A lateenth can be anywhere from a couple of weeks late up to 6 months late (after 6 months it becomes an early 19th)
Person 1 "hey are you going to Brady's 18th?"
Person 2 "he turned 18 a month ago"
Person 1 "I know it's a lateenth"
by Gravy Train 97 January 16, 2016
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Chronic Lateness

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
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Latenightsandwich

The art of sandwich making, primarily on a tour bus travelling across the country. Main ingrediant in all sandwiches is LOVE.
I can't wait for my latenightsandwich, they are so tasty and delicious. Not to mention, they are pretty
by Sandwich Lover July 26, 2010
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latent heat

The tingling burning sensation felt on the anus after doing a large poo! Although felt on the anus, this phenomenon is sensed by the individual as a temperature increase within their cubicle directly proportional to both the girth and gestation period of the poo.
Dave wrote off my toilet this morning and blamed his sweating on the latent heat produced by his massive shit!
by LFBG2G February 1, 2014
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latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.
There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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