Lanessa

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.

The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.

by namekman September 23, 2012

labuschagne

This family name is francais and south african and they are so cool, people always think that they are related to the the great aussie cricketer Marnus Labuschagne. So COOL

Marnus Labuschagne just scored a three

by Funlay Labby September 14, 2019

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landspeed

one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)

person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard

by cinizturr June 10, 2021

The Langsner

The act of being a faggot. Everyday you wake up looking to suck penis. Whenever this person is not around everybody in the world has a wonderful day.

I was having the best day until the Langsner came around, and he started blowing a guy in my room.

by andandand1234567 March 22, 2008