Laffoon

A very funny, understanding person, who is also protective

look at him protecting her! He's like a Laffoon!

by love waits August 1, 2009

lampoon

to lampoon something is to make fun of someone who is of little importance

naomi: yo becca we just lampooned tom
becca: you bet we did

by the4.19 January 6, 2018

lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.

"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

Lamoof

A Lamoof is where the pupic hair builds up so much around the genitals that it looks so bushy like a guy with curly hair.

Steph: Guess what
Alex: What?
Steph: My boyfriend has a Lamoof!
Alex: Yucks thats gross

by AL3X-_ May 28, 2009

lampoontang

A term used to define having relations with somebody without due care and attention for your standards and/or pride. May risk severely damaged ego the night after.

I got some lampoontang last night! i dont remember it well...

by TooCasual June 1, 2011

Lamcoon

The perfect field you can ever imagine, the grass is blowing in the grass. The sun is shining. The flowers are bloomed and smell like a fresh pussy.

“Let’s go prowl the lamcoons”

by Anonymous-\+*;) August 4, 2019