lacardar

A broke black bum nigga. Lacardar’s get no bitches and hoes. He only pulls niggas.. And morelikely he likes a girl name Rayona

Keyshia: Maliyah you stupid

Maliyah: you’re such a lacardar

by Lacardar Walker February 10, 2018

Laxtard

A screwup, to make a mistake due to incompetence

I hate working with Mark, he is such a laxtard

by Djl490 April 7, 2020

Lactarted

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

by thebigneon April 7, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

latard

A way to say later, but better. Evolved from the word latar invented by wordsmith Gitta.

Carl - latar jg
bumbobway - latard

by bumbobway January 4, 2007

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lactaders

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021