Kronk

It's a snack in the Netherlands and it's officially called "kroket". It's a very tasty snack yis yis

Nick: "Do you want bread with kronk?"
Joey: "YIS"
Daan: "I'm Jimmy, but yes I want kronk"
Djordie: "Yes, kenker lakkar"
Laura: "Yes, but what the hell is kronk?!"
Nikita: "Yis yis yis yis, a waps is a weps who can't wops"
Wilders: "More or less kronk"

by bigforhead2000 October 2, 2019

Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.

guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.

by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021

Kronk

A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)

Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

by butterfaceben May 30, 2022

Kronk

The most epic'est Rec Room player ever

guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"

by Galaxis June 3, 2022

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

Kronk

Getting intoxicated in such a way that one loses all common sense.

Damn, did you hear about Billy? I hear he got so kronk last night he was convinced he could talk to squirrels.

by ezma May 6, 2023