Kojak Moment

When you suddenly figure something out.

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"

by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011

Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

kojiphobia

commonly seen in extroverts, this phobia is the fear of becoming, acting and meeting/interacting with people who behave like "koji"

koji is a person that is constantly depressed and often gives monologues, his hair often covers his eyes and he is extremely introverted

Oh no, don't tell me you have kojiphobia?

by fbl :)))) January 27, 2021

byihu kpjapvuhyf

byihu kpjapvuhyf is what you get when you put 'urban dictionary' into a caesar cipher translator.

byihu kpjapvuhyf pz zabwpk

by cyanideisgood November 1, 2021

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

Kogaphobe

Somebody who is afraid of cheap dodgy electronics. More specifically, electronics produced by Kogan.

Man 1: "Argh my eyes, turn that substandard Kogan TV off"
Man 2: "Dude!!! You are such a Kogaphobe, but yeah your right that TV is crap"

by Bony Ed October 19, 2008

Kolapo

Kolapo is a boy who plays with everyone and not anyone,he is a fist class flirty and doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything said about him...but he is a lovely guy if you actually know him

He has got the cash dats why he is kolapo

by Kollypaks August 10, 2019