Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015

Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.

Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!

Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally

avoid them, man!

by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011

kitters

A very loving and affectionate girlfriend; particularly one with a lot of "sass" or "sassafrass"

Kitters was waiting for me on the couch with a homemade sarsaparilla in her hand.

by cariboo original April 21, 2011

kilttera

Sweden's unofficial new term for female masturbation -- combines the words "clitoris" (klitoris) and "glitter" (glittra) in an effort to encourage a positive outlook on women's sexual pleasure.

She kilttera with a dildo to her pleasure.

by Tiddles93 July 7, 2015

klättermusen

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone called “Sufyaan”.

Me: Klättermusen

Sufyaan: Fuck Off

by NotAmmar October 28, 2018

Kittery

When a female is masturbating in fear that someone will come home or walk-in. You get jittery and shaky while petting the cat.

I’m experiencing Kittery because my mom will be home at any minute!

See also nutterflies

by AR13$ November 3, 2022

Klister

Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.

Man, I got klister on my hands.

Put on some klister.

It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.

Swix makes a great klister.

by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023