kite

An mispronounced, anti-semetic term for the word kike aimed at degrading jews. Used in the movie Porky's and in the classic television show All in the Family by Archie Bunker.

"Porky's"
Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

by mr.pimpshit November 28, 2006

kite

when you have a thin string of spit hanging from your mouth, blowing in the wind. tipically happens at the beech or on a windy day.

woah britt, watch yourself. you've got a kite!

by tinkleface December 20, 2006

Kite

Half wicked and half lit, to express how good something is

Guy 1: man Wells Fargo just restocked their lollipops
Guy 2: yo that's hella kite

by Hehrbfhrnrtjt April 26, 2019

kite

verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite

person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man

by Finky_father_figure April 21, 2019

kited

to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.

He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.

by whoamI2013 June 10, 2013

kite

v. n. A spy, a mole, undercover, infiltrator.., an individual hired to preform a service against an organization, sometimes may be referred to as a snitch.,
Metaphorical of how a kite can reach certain distances much easier than the one holding the string

Don't trust him, he's a kite...
Sent the kytes in with the chirp...
I kite for a living...
They planned a terrorist attack, but their was a kite in their organization.
The police hired a crackhead to be a kite in the crackfactory(New J City)

by SagedaKing December 07, 2009

kite

Predominately a Portsmouth word to describe looking at something.

"Come and have a kite at this"

by Tarby March 05, 2008