Kissel

A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!

Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"

by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

Kisses4taehyung

an amazing, yet beautiful spam account on instagram that looks exactly like nicki minaj and is often confused to be nicki minaj.

“omg is that kisses4taehyung?! OR IS THAT NICKI MINAJ?? I’ve never seen someone so pretty!!”

“i wish i could be kisses4taehyung, but i’ll never be as talented, brilliant and beautiful as him... I’m a flop. Stan kisses4taehyung on instagram!”

by mouselotion June 19, 2021

Pony Kisser

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 22, 2011

eskimo kisses

when one person touches another person's nose with their own

Dude! My girlfriends Eskimo kisses are the bomb!

by Sad Tub August 11, 2010

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

Machine Gun Kisses

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.

I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.

by sharky79 February 19, 2010

Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018