Kimchi

the answer to all of life's problems.

I hate my life. I could use some kimchi right about now.

by secret ninja kimchi December 29, 2011

kimochi

a word that is often said by females in hentai and ero films. It is customary for Japanese females to repetively say "Kimochi!" after repetitively screaming "IIE" (no)

Middle aged man: ", Kono ama, Shakuhachi shite!"
School girl: "Onegai iie! iie!"
Middle aged man: "Hayakusiro!"
(pause)
School girl: "Honto oishii soshite kimochi!"

translated-
Middle aged man: "Suck my dick you bitch!"
School girl: "Please no! No!"
Middle aged man: "Hurry the fuck up"
(pause)
School girl: "It tastes and feels really good!"

by syphillis July 8, 2007

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off

"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"

by asianbooty December 16, 2013

Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

by ojnojib January 16, 2019

Tadashi Kikuchi

There is not much I’m gonna say about him but he’s Adams secretary or rather “dog” since that’s what he calls him. He taught Adam all he knows about skateboarding which made him the skateboarder he is now. Goes by the name Snake at S but has only skated twice in an actual competition. As Gay as they get and apparently has a dog kink considering he blushed when called a “dog”.

Tadashi Kikuchi Deserved better considering how things turned out.

by x3grachy April 20, 2021

kimochi

1. a Japanese word that means feelings. 2. a Japanese sentiment to conveying the sense that presentations are ‘gratuitous’ gifts from the heart (i.e. a gifts without any obligation).

The grandaughter left a present on the porch of her grandmother's for going to school. When asked by her friend, she said it was "kimochi" from my granddaughter.

by Ixy July 29, 2003