Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by joshee June 7, 2007

kickstand

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.

john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.

by grahams June 11, 2006

Kickstanding

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

by Wags101 October 18, 2011

Kickstand

It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.

Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"

by AmadeusIII April 4, 2010

Louisiana kickstand

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.
-Huh? Not really.
-No one appreciates the subtext.

by Crymsunskai October 22, 2008

kickstand

When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.

Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up

by Jessus's third cousin June 27, 2010

Kickstand

Sleeping with your face propped up on a penis.

When a woman falls asleep while sucking a cock, and is leaning on that cock. She's using the "Kickstand".

by Willie Wanka November 29, 2010