Bumrush

The act of sternly and viciously executing a surprise attack on someone or something's bum, possibly against their will and usually by a group, in pursuit of sexual pleasure on the part of the bummer(s).
Peter was bumrushed vigorously by the armed bandits
by grahams June 02, 2006
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kickstand

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.
john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.
by grahams June 02, 2006
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