Kindershardner

Someone new to the world of smoking methamphetamines or "shards"

You turned her into kindershardner by introducing her to meth!!!

by Lin-Z June 28, 2006

Hardcore Kidder

What happens when someone make a statement that they later realize is wrong, and cover up by saying: "I was just kidding," or "joking!" or just "kidding!"

Ashley is such a hardcore kidder!

by Rekna June 30, 2011

kinderschutten

A german womam's birth canal.

Wow, Bruinhilda's kinderschutten is huge since she had the triplets.

by PhlebotomyGirl December 1, 2016

Kindersplained

When your child explains how the world works to you.

The son kindersplained how the Internet works to his hapless father.

by misterspock1 August 14, 2019

kidderaitus

when a person typically aged 6-12 gets but sound 7 gets mod on a server and it instantly goes to there head. they ban, kick, and if possible demote others. this often ends in them getting demoted/banned, and all damage reverted. unless they are server owner in which case your fucked.

man this server owner has a extreme case of kidderaitus.

by some dude that has internet February 21, 2020

Kinderstruck

When you see a child or teenager after not seeing them for a while and they have changed so much. You feel the passage of time in an instant.

I saw your old friend Jimmy from nursery school yesterday - he's playing varsity basketball now and looks just like his dad. I was kinderstruck.

by DCDigital October 1, 2020

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021