Kenyan

Someone who can run really fucking fast

"Damn you see Brennan run?"

"Yeah, dude must be a fucking Kenyan"

by xXNERDFIGHTERXx June 14, 2015

the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

by Ro Ro June 30, 2007

Kenyan

A native of the East African country Kenya.

Damn.... look at her- she's hot.
Yeah she's Kenyan.

by miss J April 24, 2005

Kenyanna

A beautiful talented girl who loves yogurt and has a big booty

She is so pretty that must be Kenyanna

by Yogurt__ November 7, 2018

Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)

Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"

by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010

kenyan

The most hottest people to step foot in this world!

boy 1: Damn! look at her homie!
boy 2: She a kenyan! just look at her curves! back! face! her whole body!

by Unknownnnnnn August 11, 2006

Kenyan Milkshake

This is when a woman has recently had a baby and her husband/boyfriend still wants to get it on. The woman is asked to perform oral sex to her man while still taking care of the baby. Thus the milkshake is the act of performing head while continuing to allow the newborn to suckle on her teet. Effectively making this a threesome including a man, woman and baby.

Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.

The baby is crying and I'm horny....it's time for a Kenyan Milkshake.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009