Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

kellett

a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.

Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small

by Zantash January 17, 2008

Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

Kellese

The name Kellese means"Queen" or "Beautiful, smart, and strong" and is of English origin. Shes the girl you notice when you walk into a room. Shes funny yet beautiful, she usually has an attitude but you will love her. Shes confident and amazing. She has a temper if you piss her off but shes the girl the will forever have your back...A Rider. She tries to be a perfectionist at everything she does. Shes honest and loyal. Get you a Kellese!!!

That new girl Kellese is a beautiful respected female that is confident and selfless, shes a queen.

by DopeLife June 20, 2020

Kelleher

Sexier than Barar! No man like Kelleher. Dont at him or he will be all up ur nose. He may not look intimating but he will pack a punch. Dont @ me bruv

Oh look it's Kelleher. No man like him!

by PenilPessi October 9, 2020

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006