Kaplan College

the only college you will ever find in a mall

i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college

by CBJDOE October 26, 2009

Alex Kapranos

The very sexy lead singer of the band Franz Ferdinand from Scotland.

i totally love Alex Kapranos he is a beast

by Maria June 7, 2004

Kankan

The infamous codeine fiend, woman beater, the best from slayworld

Holy shit, Kankan's new single is so good!

by SLAYWORLDSOLDIER4LIFE!!! October 5, 2021

Kalkanator

When a teacher can't control his/her own class. When he/she yells nobody pays any attention.

"Dude, shes such a Kalkanator"

"I know right!"

by Austin Kal November 9, 2011

kankan method

the kankan method is a method used by only the unique and special individuals. The kankan method contains the steps of getting a girlfriend, making her fall in love, beating her, beating the case too, and breaking up with her.

Did you hear about Joe and Mary? Joe used the Kankan method on her

by iUseTheKankanMethod May 28, 2022

karkand syndrome

When for whatever reason you cannot see.
Most common causes of Karkand Syndrome are :
- Having a glass eye
- Being Blind
- Playing the map 'Strike at karkand' on Battlefield 2
- Having the draw distance set to -200ft
- Dynasty Warriors.

"I hear he got karkand syndrome after running into a wall of spikes"

"Shit , this fog is so bad its like i have Karkand Syndrome"

by Mengzor April 9, 2008

kakanumgay

a god-like being worthy of all the protection of the world, also protected by the great warrior kunal
damaging this god will result in instant death for you and all of your family
He also comes with amazing sexual powers and black hair
he is a god that also radiates infinite power but gentle kindness

John: “did you see the almighty kakanumgay over there.”
Bon: “ yes, my purpose is now fulfilled, I can die in peace knowing my life purpose has been fulfilled"

by almighty_shendo (mineth slave) December 29, 2019