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Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
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Kombobblement

A situation or or being stuck in a crisis or issue. Also know as “in a pickle
I don’t know what happened guys but some how I’m in a Kombobblement
by ambitious_creepygirl March 9, 2022
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Floss Kabob

The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.
Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"
by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020
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dirty art kabob

When you do a woman in the ass so hard that your penis comes out the woman's mouth like a shish kebab
I was boning this chick so hard in the ass last night that I accidentally dirty art kabob her
by The real art shady January 1, 2014
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Man Kabob

(n) An efficient method of sexual intercourse for gay males. Lining up in a single-file line with the shortest male in back, insert your penis into the anus of the person directly in front of you until a linked chain is formed. Proceed with a repeating back-and-forth motion of the pelvis, alternating direction with the person in front of you until every man has been satisfied.

Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.

If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Homosexual #1: This study group is really boring. I'd much rather be making a Man Kabob.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
by Robstoppable December 8, 2007
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areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.
When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.
by CIV June 1, 2006
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afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.
kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
by me February 7, 2005
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