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Kabbalah

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"
by sajor March 4, 2005
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kabaya

1) a japanese candy brand
2) slang for good or sweet or anything positive
urban dictionary is kabayayayayaya
by juihuicy November 13, 2005
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Kabayan

Tagalog/Philippine word for compatriot or comrade. Coming from the the same country or homeland. Origins, kasamang bayan, shortened to kabayan (ka+bayan). Philippine nationals using the word 'kabayan' to address fellow countrymen.
Other national should not address/call a Filipino with kabayan.
Kabayan is only for fellow countrymen which is the literal meaning.
by true.kabayan January 26, 2014
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Karabakh

Azerbaijani region which was occupied and ethnically cleansed from Azerbaijani population by the Armenian forces. As per the 10.11.2020 ceasefire agreement, the 7 surrounding regions which were totally destroyed by the Armenian forces and a significant part of Karabakh itself returned to Azerbaijani control.
Azerbaijani IDPs will be finally able to return to Karabakh after nearly 30 years of exile.

Azerbaijani glorious army performed successful counter-offensive military operation in order to liberate Karabakh from occupation.
by KarabakhisAzerbaijan July 11, 2021
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Kabalarian Philosophy

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
by daken February 20, 2009
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Kabbalah

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.
by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004
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Kebabaleg

A person (usually female) with chunky legs that resemble a large Doner Kebab on a rotating vertical split.
Sam S 'Check out the Kebabaleg over there.'

Dan G 'Kebabaleeeeeeeeeeg'
by Clean Vocals SOUA April 30, 2011
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