by socorny April 25, 2013
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Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
Get the wiener jousting mug.Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010
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have you ever found yourself stuck in a dilemma between two choices, one choice being something that you are used to and the other being something rather unusual that requires you to step out of your comfort zone. well to that I say "justyoloswag it". we are all in our youths, we are young, now is the time to take risks and live the justyoloswag lifestyle. fuck what people think of you and do what fucking excites. this is the key to enjoy your youth.
have you ever found yourself stuck in a dilemma between two choices, one choice being something that you are used to and the other being something rather unusual that requires you to step out of your comfort zone. well to that I say "justyoloswag it". we are all in our youths, we are young, now is the time to take risks and live the justyoloswag lifestyle. fuck what people think of you and do what fucking excites. this is the key to enjoy your youth.
guy 1: hey that girl in our class is pretty cute. solid 8.7324/10
guy 2: yea she is, especially her glasses. ADORABLE
guy 1: dude guy 2 go walk up to her.
guy 2: guy 1, what if I get rejected or left on seen
guy 1: dude justyoloswag and do what fucking excites
guy 2: alright man, I'm going to make her playlists on Spotify and see if she likes it . ok?
guy 1: holyshit dude I said justyoloswag! walk up to her u fucking pussy
guy 2 proceeds to making playlists on spotify "I have a crush and this is my way of sliding her"
guy 2: yea she is, especially her glasses. ADORABLE
guy 1: dude guy 2 go walk up to her.
guy 2: guy 1, what if I get rejected or left on seen
guy 1: dude justyoloswag and do what fucking excites
guy 2: alright man, I'm going to make her playlists on Spotify and see if she likes it . ok?
guy 1: holyshit dude I said justyoloswag! walk up to her u fucking pussy
guy 2 proceeds to making playlists on spotify "I have a crush and this is my way of sliding her"
by hgbijuy September 10, 2020
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Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.
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