Jordanlyn

A really attractive girl that will blow up your cell phone but have no intention of dating you.

Guy 1: "You still talking to that girl?"
Guy 2: "Yea, but she's just a Jordanlyn."

by inorite1977 February 5, 2010

Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

Jordany

Charming and angelic woman, very patient and who is always right about her opinions. Sensual brunette fairy

Oh god jordany is always right, there is no way to win an argument with this girl

by Viveswe January 31, 2020

Jordany

Enchanting and angelic woman. Very patient and is always right about your opinions. Sensual brunette fairy

oh god jordany is always right, there is no way to win an argument with this girl

by Viveswe January 31, 2020

Jordane

The cutest guys are named Jordane. They are soooo sweet and you should deff ask one out NOW!!!

Girl 1: Damnnnn hes cute asf
Girl 2: yeah hes a Jordane

by Weasley.Wh0re November 3, 2020

Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021

Jordany

Nigga wit a big ass dick

Oh shit that nigga jordany dick big as shit

by BandoWando November 21, 2021