Skip to main content

Joop Dogg

A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.
"I had to get out the pissers quick, there's a Joop Dogg in there.. didn't bother washing me hands, I just did one."
by Dr Triad October 14, 2006
mugGet the Joop Dogg mug.

Joop Edwards

Hottest,Coolest,Pimpest,Smartest,Funniest,and nicest man alive!But he is mostly just sexy.
God Joop Edwards is so sexy and cool.I was I was like him
by Markish November 28, 2004
mugGet the Joop Edwards mug.
Related Words

Joop Soup

A mixture of cremé that a female produces in her pants upon seeing a Panda Express.
Aw dang is that a Panda Express? I totally just made some Joop Soup.
by Dongle McDiddle May 20, 2021
mugGet the Joop Soup mug.

Columbian Joop

Sun Dried Joop mixed with a dash of cocaine.
That line of Columbian joop has a very nutty odor.
by Korowil February 28, 2011
mugGet the Columbian Joop mug.

a joop

A joop is a most fantastical creature. It considers itself to be quite weird and strange, and enjoys making bad puns and jokes with other similar creatures. A joop can also be known as 'ajoopie'.

Joops are rather excitable beings known to stress out too much over certain small things yet calmly offer solutions to those in need. If you need a good friend who'll stick by your nonsense for a very long time, a joop is a great creature to talk to.
I'm so fortunate to be friends with a joop.
Oh my god, a joop made more bad puns today :/
by Startistiq February 22, 2018
mugGet the a joop mug.

hoopa joop

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop
by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006
mugGet the hoopa joop mug.

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus
a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on
by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008
mugGet the hoopa joop mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email