Jonker

Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.

You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!

by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

jonkoniec

A family of 4 that is roughly obesed. They love everything about themselves and not others. If in any situation they have other people figure it out for them instead of them doing it themselves.

I'm going to be a Jonkoniec for today

by Happy02939 May 21, 2017

jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jonkeroo

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.

Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.

by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019

Jonke

A Jonke is when someone says something funny

Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault

by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019

jonkies

Particularly dirty, smelly, train-hopping junkies.

I was trying to enjoy an espresso at the cafe the other day, but the smell of those jonkies who always hang out on the corner absolutely ruined it.

by Nathan Piazza April 30, 2004

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005