jaquavis

a literal god to society

omg jaquavis is our god

by JOHNASSY October 4, 2022

On Jaquavis

Expressing an exciting emotion, AKA another way of saying "On God" without saying the lords name in vain

"Hey Gekkos is it true you're a beast at minecraft? Gekkos: im the best PvPer to ever exist, You: On jaquavis? Gekkos: On Jaquavis Bro

Did you get an A on the test? : yes bro I got a 100% on jaquavis.

by Bertakag0d September 13, 2019

On Jaquavis

Use this phrase for when you’re saying some realass shit to your friend in the context of your sentence, #OnJaquavis

You:I fucked 20 girls this summer bro Friend: On jaquavis bro?

EX: did you really score a 69 in golf roberto? Roberto: On Jaquavis I did bro

by Bertakag0d September 14, 2019

jaquaviontavious

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.

sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

by Iamirresponsibleinways September 24, 2020

Jaquavion Tavis

Jaquavion Travis Dimitris Bartolomeu James IV Jr. weighs 350 pounds of pure muscle and is 9'5. He is the MVP every time he plays, and he's so terrifying, the other team immediately forfeits when they see him standing on the court. He is the team, he is the coach, he is the GM, he is the MVP, he is the player of the year, hell, he's the whole damn leauge.

Yo, we got scheduled to play Jaquavion Tavis this weekend. I ain't even gonna show up. His stare would probably blind all of us.

by o b a m i u m February 22, 2021

Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022

jaquavion

Real Ass Nigga Who Always Fights And Make Millions Everyday.

Mane I Need Some Money From Jaquavion Son He Got Bandzzz.

by HaHaDavis12 December 25, 2016