Jenko

to do something totally unbelievable

I dont believe it, he's done a Jenko.

by Met Office February 6, 2003

Jenko

Going for a Jenko

The act of emptying your bladder before :-

1) Going on your lunch break
2) Going on a Journey
3) Doing something which means a toilet will not be readily available.

Work mate 1) Just going for a Jenko lads
Work mate 2) Thats a shout, I'll join you - its 5.25 and work has nearly finished, I don't want it to cut into my free time.

by Mark Jenkinson December 10, 2008

Jenko

1.An expression of urgency or a command
2.An expression along the lines of "holla." Most commonly used upon leaving.
3. A word meaning "messed up", along the lines of "wacked"

1."Yo homie, lets Jenko, we're gonna be late!"
2."Sup bro, Jenko!"
3."Yo man, thats Jenko"

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004

Jenko

Jenko is a nickname given to someone with the last name Jenkins. It describes someone who has a big nose and a micropenis. They tend to be rich and have bisexual tendencies. A Jenko will also try and make you believe they are good at sports but they really aren't.

Person A: "Hey Jenko, wanna hang out?"
Jenko: "Sure, let me go ask my butler for a ride to your house"

by TreeHugger1611 May 20, 2021

jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something .

imor: i think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something

imor: I think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

Jenkoed

The act of working from home more than is usually appropriate.

I’ve been jenkoed today, don’t expect me in.

by Mr Sneebley March 8, 2024