jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008

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Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

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Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017

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johnboyinget

A term used in place of basically any verb or any noun that adds quality and humor to any phrase or sentance. You can johnboyinget to just about anything!

Did you get your johnboyinget today? No, but I johnboyingeted to work to find a shit load of johnboyinget on my desk. I told my boss to try johnboyingetting this shit himself sometime, and I got my ass johnboyingeted...

by eric1337 April 24, 2008

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