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johnley

A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.
Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.
by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021
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Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Johnice

A real chill and cool, who knows how to have a good time. The life of the party
Man, if Johnice isn't here the party cant get started
by balltastic October 13, 2010
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JohnHenri

Bloke With a sexy mf dad and a huge schlong
Dude #1 - Bro Johnhenri's dads so hot i would tap
Dude #2 - I know right bro hes also got a huge schlong.
by Roadman_Choppiez March 21, 2021
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johndepadua

I get so Johndepadua every time I see a cute guy!
by Mervyyy December 1, 2013
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Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable
by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010
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Johnette

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...
Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
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