Jog On

derived from Football Factory, a term used to tell a fellow human to hurry about his/her task

(a)what shall i do about that dinlow who put the lillies in wiv the crysanths boss?
(b)well Jog on and get it sorted soppy bollocks!

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004

Jog and Flog

When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.

Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?

Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.

Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...

Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.

by Elron Herbert December 29, 2011

jog strap

Something to hold ur peter

K need a jog strap

by Gdhdjjdjdnhd January 6, 2017

jog hog

Obese woman that dresses up in full jogging gear and then walks all or the vast majority of her "run."

That fatass Beth spends 20 minutes putting on her running outfit then walks the whole thing! She's a real jog hog!!

by puffdragon979 April 8, 2007

jog on

the definition of jog on means 2 fuk off

fukin jog on u tit wanker

by jog on i aint telin u May 13, 2005

Jog the vajaj

to have any type of sexual contact with the vagina

Reed was queefing so he decided to jog the vajaj.

by jogger9 March 29, 2015

Jog on

its a word to say fuck off to the person that does your nutting

Boy: your shit at running love
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime

by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011