Jodeterias

Palabra referida a las personas que cometan joterias asi dos o mas personas

"El mendigo andy nos puso un @everyone, le encanta cometer jodeterias"

by David_Bogui October 8, 2020

Joezer

Meaning: "God is my help"

A chill and reserve person, at first glance he may seem serious and cold but actually is a very nice person who loves to make people laugh, even if it's at his own expense. Unfortunately, they can have a very kind nature that is easily exploited, due to people taking advantage, he may have severe trust issues with even the closest of friends and family. Usually very humble and closed off, they don't like to wander too far from their comfort zone. Once you get to know them though, they can be very good friends for life who'll help you in your times of need.

"Joezer is so nice but he keeps meeting the wrong people, hopefully it doesn't happen again"

by TheOnlyManWithThisName May 18, 2021

Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds

I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!

by just a normal lurker November 15, 2021

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

derek jeter

Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.

Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.

Did you get his autograph?

Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.

by Aaron S K April 28, 2006

Jetered

To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.

Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.

He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.

by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008

Derek Jeter

1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.

Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.

by K July 22, 2004