jizzy glizzy

A hot dog with jizz as a condiment

Woah.. nice jizzy glizzy. You get it from big d's glizzy stand?

by GlizzySkips August 1, 2020

jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!

oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009

jizzy jeb

a jeb, short for jebend that is jizzy(spunky)
A penis oozed in cum

Sam B is jizzy jeb!!
The jizziest of all jebs

by jimmmy 3ms June 27, 2007

Jizzjugg(er)

A whore, or man whore who has drunken soo much cum, that when they walk around, you hear it splashing around in their belly.

Crystal: Look at that whore coming out of the bathroom with that guy.
Jazelyn: haha listen you can hear all the cum splashing around in her belly.
Crystal: fucking jizzjugg(er).

by cutiemcjazel June 10, 2010

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

jizzy johnson

One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

by iwhbyd March 19, 2008

Jizzy B

Pimp based in San Fierro in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Has an odd lack of class for a Pimp, and hires CJ as his lackey.

Is part of a large drug scheme known as the Loco Syndicate and works closely with T-Bone Mendez and Toreno.

I wanted to do some missions, so I went to see Jizzy B at the Pleasure Dome.

by Seth Einus December 16, 2007