Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013
Get the Jizzorrhea mug.A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.
I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.
by Jizznessman February 18, 2010
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A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.
- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.
-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.
-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!
by A Free Load June 3, 2010
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Get the jizzolicious mug.by vgrd January 3, 2011
Get the Jizzbonanza mug.People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011
Get the Jizzophobia mug.Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.
Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!
by Changuskahn February 10, 2023
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