The jizzler

Will jizz on your school material

The jizzler just jizzed all over my text books

by The jizzler May 20, 2022

Faggy jizzler

Probably like Kishon’s fat ass

Kishon is a faggy jizzler

by Bostick queen nugget April 3, 2024

The Jizzler

An unknown villain who comes into your room at night and cums on everything you love

My Cat had to take 3 baths after the jizzler hit my house last week

by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024

The Jizzler

The god of all Jizz, resides in the Jizz falls, has lots of Jizz, once Jizzed in his pants, The Jizzler is all knowing and all powerful, he commands Jizz at will, he can make you Jizz with a single thought

Make me Jizz for you are The Jizzler, the almighty, big jizzle man

by Bellboy14 February 8, 2026

JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

trizzle jizzle

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.

She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.

by madness1 December 20, 2010

jizzlebasm

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

by Papadouche March 24, 2009