jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

jizzian

When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.

im jizzian all over the place

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by jizzian tom November 2, 2010

Jizzin Around

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.

- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!

by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

Jizztar

1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.

2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.

1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."

2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"

by Darth_X April 17, 2008

Jizzioke

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey

Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE

by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010

Jizzify

1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)

Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.

by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013