Jezzed

When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.

You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."

by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

jezer

A boy that has a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

Jezer is A boy with a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

by Jezer April 19, 2021

Street jizzer

One who ejaculates on the street after a hand favour

Ben morgan ejaculated on the street after being tossed off by amy fell. He is a street jizzer.

by Chrije July 20, 2010

Jizzershit

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.

My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.

by jakesteal July 9, 2010

serial jizzer

One who consistently ejaculates on different people and surfaces.

Dude Hakeem busts nuts everywhere, and on everyone he can, buddy is a serial jizzer.

by Davinator59 August 25, 2014

jizzer

a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer

by eskj September 12, 2006