Jewoobs

A Jewish female with large breasts.

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.

by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014

jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo

Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.

by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005

Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jehoot

This can mean whatever you want it to mean, best used in place of normal words.

look both ways before Jehooting; do you jehoot or swallow; I need to take a mean Jehoot; How do you like them Jehootles?

by Larithen March 6, 2012

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

jewcocked

Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023