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jahoot
A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes
That kid is a jahoot
Jahootied
Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.
Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020
Jahootie
The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.
Jahootie by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011
Jhootch
Jhootch by Dyxlazia Queen August 22, 2022
Jahootie.
A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
Jehoovanation
Jehoovanation by Goldie hyena October 5, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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