Jewlius

A sexy monster who brings up race every 18 seconds.

Christian: Ayo, look its that sexy monster Jewlius. I wish he was mine
Andrew: yea me too hes so cute

by Bigpapichris September 24, 2020

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewlie

n. The seventh month of the Gregorian calendar, specifically in the south.

Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.

What are you all doing for the 4th of Jewlie?

I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie

by BigNTasty January 8, 2005

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

Jewlic

originally a mix of Jew and Catholic. Now, it has devolved into a form of foreplay involving a full wallet and lacking protection.

Hey Emily, I just got paid, are you up for some Jewlic tonight?

by Kit Falco August 18, 2008

mint jewlip

Receiving head from a Jewish woman while she is simultaneously sucking on a mint.

Man! Why is my dick tingly? Ohhhh, I just got a Mint Jewlip...

by Minkenator September 30, 2017