Definitions by Minkenator

Anal Iceburg

Placing a large cocktail ice cube into the rectal cavity of said subject. Then putting one’s penis into the butt hole. When the cock mushroom head gets super cold you have achieved the Anal Iceburg.

Famous movie: “ICEBURG... Dead aheaaaaaaad!”

Sentence: I just needed the tip of my little Burg to get good n’ icy so I torpedoed dat big anal Iceburg.

Anal Iceburg by Minkenator March 30, 2019

Firmentation 

The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.

After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.

Firmentation by Minkenator October 2, 2017

mint jewlip 

Receiving head from a Jewish woman while she is simultaneously sucking on a mint.

Man! Why is my dick tingly? Ohhhh, I just got a Mint Jewlip...

mint jewlip by Minkenator September 30, 2017

Rusty Trombone 

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

Rusty Trombone by Minkenator July 21, 2017