That's how Jesus did it

Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.

Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!

by IIIEvans July 13, 2010

Jesus Drags

When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.

Roger : Can i have LD's on that rollup?

Dom : I'll save you jesus drags

Roger : Douche

by hateallblacks July 4, 2009

Jeg så Jesus dø

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

Zombie Jesus day

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

by [e-mail] April 8, 2010

jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010

jesus did it

an expression you use at random and completely inappropriate moments to cause confusion and mass laughter

NAT: who stole my coats?
ME: Jesus did it, don't question it

by hanrose December 26, 2007

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006