Slutty Jeremy

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.

Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

jeremias

A person that is strong hearted, cool, and never lets a friend down.. They always put a smile on your face.. Even when they're sad.. They always bring joy and happiness to the people that care for him. He always makes sure that you are okay. He may be a jerk sometimes but.. He always pulls through and makes sure he does things right. He would do anything for a friend.. And he wont stop until the job is done.. And people {I.e. Me} Thank him for it.. Even if they might not show it..

1. Jeremias... You are a great friend <3

by Sydneyplaysminecraft May 27, 2017

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Jereme

A nice laid-back guy, very sweet, says all the right things, at all the right times and means them.The kind of guy you'd want to be with for a long time due to how awesome he is. He's very ambitious and creative. He listens extremely well, and when he talks its always interesting. Oh and he's also very good-looking.

Stranger: I wish I had a Jereme to date... :/
Erica: Yeah, not trying to brag or anything...but he's damn near perfect.

by eppydreads February 3, 2012

Jeremy Heere

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.

Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.

by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019

Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.

by lardd June 8, 2013

Jeremian

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.

What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!

by JANGO April 25, 2014