jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

Jerkish

1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.

Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.

by 123456789:) March 25, 2010

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerkbait

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014