A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job
by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023
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Janese is a beautiful girl with such a great personality.She loves doing sports and loves to be with her friends.She is so beautiful all the boys are so attractive to her. Janese has an amazing body.Her body is like a woman's body is supposed to be. She is a sex goddess.
Boy: Damn she is so fine !! Other boy:I wish I was her boyfriend! Boy : she is so beautiful!😍 Other boy : Janese is not like any other girl she is everything a guy ever wanted
by Typical jahdai July 12, 2017
Get the Janese mug.Gavin DeGraw's kick-ass Dutch bass player, also does backup vocals with a hot jazzy voice. Known as Whynot because Americans have trouble pronouncing Wijnand.
by Anna W September 1, 2005
Get the Wijnand Jansveld mug.The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
Get the Tek Jansen mug.No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.
Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018
Get the Jansen mug.A very beautiful and handsome young south African man who has a large cock and eye bangingly droopy balls (can please any woman if not black)
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