Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria

Jakub loves being a dirty jakub

by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Jakebabe

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest

Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.

by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007

Jakeub123

One badass motherducker

Yoo I got wrecked by Jakeub123, that guys totally wicked

by Awesomesauce666 October 28, 2023

Jakuba

A based god-like entity that has powers beyond our mortal minds. His epic feats were foretold nearly 5,000 years ago in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:

“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;

study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.

One league is the inner city, another league

is orchards; still another the fields beyond;

over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”

Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh

-The Epic of Jakuba.

by I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE April 1, 2019

Jakubec

This kid is an absolute god, they give off the "Bad Boy" type of vibes, but secretly are very soft-hearted. Watch out for Jakubec

Person 1: Whoa who is that over there they seem so sketchy?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.

by CadoAvo January 7, 2021

JakeyBoy

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"

Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after

by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023

Jakub

v. To succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.

Dude! I totally jakubed my english exam!

by zombiequeen January 23, 2009