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irony

a death row pardon two minutes too late,
a free ride when you've already paid,
rain on your wedding day.
by l0l December 27, 2008
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irony

a scathing feminist who raises a son to be a skirt chasing jock who has no regard for feminism.
Bonnie was such a feminazi in college! but look how her son turned out- he is the anti-feminist! talk about irony!
by wench lover November 2, 2011
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Dwade's topics on Lue2.org
HA HA HA the admins bought a n-gage

From: dwade | Posted: 4/28/2005 8:26:13 AM | Mark Message | # 001
they really are n00bs
by PsyWolf April 28, 2005
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#4 at http://www.pussyslips.com/

The purest definition of irony.
"It's a testament to Britney's continuing popularity that hers it the fourth most sought-after pussy shot even though she hasn't flashed hers for the cameras. Panty upskirts aplenty, nipple slips on a regular basis, carefuly crafted almost-nudes like this one, and even a world-class catsuit cameltoe. But apparently she keeps her panties on in public. Must be that proper Southern upbringing."

Irony.

Better update that page now...
by Kevin Timberlake December 14, 2008
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irony

The term used by English speaking people with a strong latino accent to describe a person's attributes after knee surgery
José can't run no more. He's got a irony.
by dumb gringo September 7, 2012
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Irony

One of the most misused words in the entire English language.

There are several types of irony.

Socratic irony - When someone pretends to be naive about a certain subject, and uses his questions about it to point out a flaw in the established belief. This is often used on the TV show South Park, where the children often ask questions about a situation until the folly in a parent's decision becomes clear.

Sarcasm - Understatement, mocking overstatement, or heavy-handed irony (stating the flat opposite of the truth) where both parties are aware of the difference between what's said and what's actually happening.

Situational Irony - The irony that most people think of. A difference between what you expect to happen (in a story, for example) and what actually happens. Rain on your wedding day would be a sort-of example, because a wedding day is generally expected to be a perfect, happy day. The good advice you didn't take, however, would NOT be irony, because that has nothing to do with what is expected and what isn't expected. A traffic jam when you're already late wouldn't be irony either; there's no automatic expectation that traffic will be fine, just because you happen to be late.

Irony of Fate - The concept that the Gods, Fates, etc. are toying with humans for amusement by using irony. Beethoven's loss of hearing is a famous example; one would expect a composer to be able to hear his compositions, but fate denied him that ability.

Tragic (Dramatic) Irony - When the audience knows something that some of the characters don't know in a play/movie/novel/whatever. For example, when the horror flick psycho is in the house and the homeowner just goes in without suspecting anything.
So, yeah, Alanis was wrong in a lot of her song, but there ARE some examples of irony in there - and a few that are kinda-sorta, but could be better. The old man who buys a lottery ticket is one; it would be a better example if he won, and then died of a heart attack from the shock of winning.
by progamer124 December 16, 2004
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Irony

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention
now THAT, is , Irony
by Nitsuj Repmek July 5, 2011
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