Dying by a large
crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your
parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be
atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just
hate it when people think there clever but use wrong
grammar...
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Ten examples why men are
lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid in the face with a
bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in
school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work
better?
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Writing a 2000 page
long book on preserving
rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a fucking
idiot.
