iTouch

iTouch is short for the new iPod Touch.

Getting the iPod touch is a whole new experience... the iTouch experience!

by Vadim K October 8, 2007

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.

Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."

by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009

indouchement

Having some form or fashion of douchebagery forced upon ones self or surroundings.

"Law enforcement is a constant indouchement upon our rights"

See also indouched

by Somewhiteguy51 November 6, 2015

Indouching

To process of being indouched
To start a douch

They were indouching her for her baby!

by Jdan November 11, 2017

incouchpotatoed

When someone has been incapacitated and as a result spends their time on a couch while they wait to recover, most likely watching mass amounts of tv. This is a combination of incapacitated and couch potato.

After Greg had his hernia surgery he was incouchpotatoed for a few weeks. While he healed he binge watched whatever it is a Greg would binge watch.

by The ginger queen! December 19, 2017

incouchicate

verb. To be in a state of minimal physical and mental control caused by an elongated state of procrastination.

Watching TV for another 8 hours on the comfortable sofa, Karla would incouchicate herself to the point of passing out.

by Rob Rusman January 26, 2020