instashit

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

Instafluencer

Wannabe Instagram influencer

Watch out! There were instafluencers everywhere!

by dog420 August 28, 2019

Instaspotting

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

Instaslam

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

Instaslam

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

instalationship

When you love someone and are dating but aren't really dating.

Synonym: fuck buddies
Antonym: strangers

brook is cristians girlfriend...but Cristian has an instalationship with Caitlin.

by Khrizstarr January 29, 2014

instasucka

Somebody who sucks at Instagram. A total amateur using Insta, or somebody who tries to use it like other social platforms, especially Facebook or Twitter.

"He has no idea how to attract new followers on Instagram! Clearly an Instasucka!"
"She calls herself an influencer but after checking out her page she's clearly more of an Instasucka"
"What an Instasucka! He just copy/pastes whatever is on Twitter without even a photo"

by Barrentes July 16, 2020