infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.

Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Lord Infamous

the illest rapper in three 6 mafia. he spits the most demonic lyrics you have ever heard. he is in jail right now, probably for murdering some three 6 mafia haters.

aka. Scarecrow / Keiser Soze

Known as the murderous vocalist
Infamous rippin' up all of your hoe shit
Approachin Da Scarecrow'll butchure and
Tearin' up niggas wit double edge

- Lord Infamous

by iller killer December 6, 2006

infomaniac

not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, an infomaniac is a person who thrives and exists based on his knowledge of facts (usually useless ones), much like a nymphomaniac relies on sex.
the symptoms of infomaniacy are obvious: a person who gathers information about anything in a very broad spectrum and without focus and has the need to share said information with all his surroundings.

John: "Did you hear that today in the news there was this article about the new research of the migration patterns of the extinct arctic snail that lived 400,000 years ago on a diet of microscopic alge and plankton and..."

Mia: Interrupting "You are such an infomaniac...."

by Theodore Von Wiffelstocken April 13, 2010

Infocom

Classic computer game company, responsible
for the Planet Fall series, the Zork series, Trinity, and several other text-based adventure games (including the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Traditionally associated with older 5 1/4 inch floppy disks.

"Damn, where the hell are my infocom games?"

"Oh, shit dude, sorry I overwrote all 8 disks with a single word doc."

by @n7i 1337 March 15, 2004

infomocio

a person who has a bad time thinking of his problems but still thinks about them too much.

Carlos: Hey bro, I heard André didn't show up for his job interview

Johnny: Oh yeah, he keeps talking about it, He's being an Infomocio right about now.

Carlos: WTF is an Infomocio?

by reallydoe? December 8, 2019

infamous countdown

In Ron Jeremy films, the female counts down from 20, and on 0 Ron comes right in her mouth.

Female: It's time for the infamous countdown... I'll countdown from 20 and on 0, you cum right in my mouth.
Ron: On 0, right in the mouth.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Infomercial

A show that comes on around midnight or so to advertise a useless product. It lasts about 28-30 minutes with cheesy and over-the-top acting. Most of the time, you watch it when you can't get any sleep and you're too tired to know any better. In this state, you're convinced that you're in desperate need of a small step ladder with an mp3 player and bluetooth capabilities.

That infomercial convinced me that I need a shower radio that can also dice tomatoes. I think I wasted that $150.00.

by Tekkenfreek234 March 14, 2009