infomoron 

The idiotic man or woman in an infomercial that becomes really really frustrated because he or she can't use the competitor's product.

Every time the infomoron tried to use the flashlight the batteries fell out, so thank God for those little lights you can stick on the wall in closets, cabinets, and dark staircases. Only $9.95 for four!

infomoron by Kay Wiley June 11, 2008

Inforon 

In·for·on (/ɪn·fɔr·ɒn/)
n.
1. Any representative from the business applications development company Infor who is provided and or hired by a client to guide, train, or assist in the planning, installation, deployment, or configuration. An inforon must exhibit a combination of the following characteristics:

Inability or Unwillingness to listen to or act on the requests of the client.

Lack of training or lack of ability to learn the finer (or greater) details of how their software works.

Lack of training or lack of ability to apply to concepts and methodologies of their product to a real world environment.

Are unable to think outside the box

Are unaware that they are even in "the box"

Come in late due to being compelled to appear in court as a defendant

More often leave questions unanswered than not

May try and claim that under the laws of linear algebra 2+2=5

Try to convince you that they know how to run your company better than you do

Are not sure how to buy a mop

I asked our inforon how to buy a mop with their software, he said he wasn't sure but would make some calls to see if he can find out.

Inforon by Idon Giveash April 2, 2011

infoporn 

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

Sun Magazine is infoporn.

infoporn by Eyrab22 August 18, 2007

infopornographer 

Someone who contributes nothing but useless information to any converation and makes you more stupid just bye listening to them talk

Klopp is an infopornographer, everytime we listen to her our collective IQ's drop several points

infopornographer by Antonio Gates October 29, 2007

infoporn 

Sexy and visually appealing visualizations of data, often using "Web 2.0" interactivity to suck the viewer in.

Zillow.com and the Secret Lives of Numbers are both examples of infoporn.

infoporn by Dave Surf June 17, 2006

infopornagrapher 

someone who contributes nothing but useless information that takes up valuble space in your head and makes you more stupid just by listening to them

Rachel is an infopornagrapher, she can never say anything valuble to contribute to any conversation and anything she says just makes us all dumber.

infopornagrapher by Antonio Gates October 29, 2007

infoporn 

When you've got a distinct lack of porn at home, and need to flick on the late night infomercials to get going.

Dude, we're all out of porn.

Just turn on the TV, instant infoporn

infoporn by HDTboy October 24, 2007