infinito

family inhabited mainly by total assholes who do nothin but fuck you over with nonsence and stupidity. see also jackass.

thier main deal is they all have tiny penises and are taking it out on the rest of the world. anyone with the name infinito who is male and over 40 is a dick. if they are under 40 chances are they are awsome and you ladies should fuck them immediatly. see allso crazy, or crazy awsome

if you see one of these infinito people on the street, please kick in nutsack as to prevent further breeding. however if said person is wearing a leather jacket, long hair and looks sexy, its me so please dont.

by me myself and my dick January 23, 2009

InfiniteLives

A simp who is head over heels in love with a gorgeous, angelic being named Anna. To try to conceal his deep, heart throbbing unconditional love for Anna, he tries to deflect by calling everyone who so much as looks at Anna a Simp.

InfinteLives: "Shut up Jukegod, you a simp."
Jukegod: "Brahh"
InfineLives: "I secretly love Anna, like A LOT."
Ray050: "I'm Jelly belly now"
Mr.noob: "I'm the king of the simps"
Anna: "lol infinitelives is basically a simp with 10 subs"

by aninfinitelivessubscriber June 18, 2020

infinitely fucked

When your fucked to an unimaginable degree

person #1: Dude, did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night?
person #2: Damn, he's infinitely fucked.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

infinito

something, for example work, left unfinished.

It is an infinito. Finish it.

by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

infiniboner

This is the epitome of boners. It is the Beerus to Yamcha. It's the best of the best. It can be revered as the god of all boners. None shall surpass the sheer entity and magnitude of the might it heralds. it is said that he who wields the awesome glory of this boner shall cause instant ecstasy to ANYONE whom he comes across in this boner form. according to legend when the infiniboner comes it shall usher in the final orgy, giving all the ultimate pleasure. It will be heralded by a host of 360 perfect hoes and will come on the 2416 year on the fourth month on the 20th day on the 14400th second.

Damn Stacy it felt like i had an Infiniboner in me last night with John

by ryujin11235 April 15, 2015

Infinitillioness

a magnified variable of “infinitillion” which exceeds its already pretty powerful predecessor by an endless amount of lightyears
( infinitillion= infinite amount of millions)

I love you in all infinitillioness

by lina1903 August 31, 2020