insertive

having a strong desire to put your dick inside everything and everyone

Plankton: No, no... be insertive!

by frorf May 29, 2022

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

inpertinent

concentrated on a single area or subject or into a short time; very thorough or vigorously relating to the thing that is being thought about or discussed

It is very inpertinent that you transfer me to John.

by William J. Hersey May 19, 2016

Infertilizationological Abuse

When you mash the hilt of a weapon down your urethrae and proceed to French Duel your opponent

His shaft was brutally abused during the Infertilizationological Abuse

by Munile March 3, 2022

initial infertility

A somewhat clinical-sounding, sometimes euphemistic phrase for the period early in a marriage when a couple has been trying to conceive but hasn’t yet succeeded. Used to describe the initial phase of unexplained or expected difficulty getting pregnant—captures both the medical/diagnostic aspect and the emotional waiting-room vibe. Can be used seriously, sympathetically, or darkly jokey depending on context.

We hit our first anniversary and were still TTC — calling it "initial infertility" made the whole thing feel less permanent and more like a phase.

by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026

secondary infertility

When a person or couple has previously conceived (and may have one or more children) but later struggles to conceive again. Unlike primary infertility, this term highlights the frustration of wanting another child after already having had one — brings its own mix of grief, confusion, and social awkwardness (people assume you’ll have more kids easily). Can be medical, age-related, or unexplained; conversations around it often include guilt, pressure, and privacy boundaries.

They were surprised when month after month produced nothing — after their first baby, dealing with secondary infertility felt even harder because everyone expected round two to be easy.

by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026

insestile

To be thrown out of your room for your roommate to have sex with a blood relative. esp. if blood relation is specifically stated or implied in the eviction.

see sexile

Roommate 1: "Hey man, can you be out from 3 to five? My cousin is coming to visit and I want some time to put the moves on her. You know?"

Roommate 2: "Dude, not cool. You can't insestile me without at least 24 hours notice."

by PackHound June 4, 2011