Trump Humped

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.

You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing

by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

hummerblum

similar to the classic blumkin but with a twist...when a man OR woman is taking a shit and then poos a little in his or her hand then rubs it on some genitals followed by his or her partner giving oral to the now feces covered genetalia. it is so disgusting that the individual performing oral gives an involuntary hummer with their cry of disgust. this is usually followed by vomit (if performed correctly)

bro...that bitch gave me the best hummerblum! she yacked all over my stinky poop covered ball sack! it was awesome! thanks mom!

by jk miron January 7, 2012

stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.

by Grape Ape 22 November 23, 2010

Bill Hummertrout

Charles Boyles' lookalike in the TV show Brooklyn 99, often appears during the halloween heist.

(To use an excerpt from the show)
Security guard: "you okay, bill? you seem kinda off"
Charles: "nope, I'm just the same old Bill Hummertrout, who grew up in Bean Station, Tennesee, and shaves his armpits"

by BEAN_LAD January 7, 2021

Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003